Rappin’ Yogi Mossie

Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse

We’re tearing hammies from here to Miami

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We do our chaturangas in bling

We are the yoga kings

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We’re always bringing the hassle

To the parkour lads in Newcastle

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We’re always starting trouble

Here to burst your fitness bubble

Ram Pratap Verma, a 32-year-old aspiring Bollywood film actor, practices gymnastics on a beach in Mumbai

The heat’s in the meat

As we breathe to the beat

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Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse are tough

Not to be confused with the cross fit fluff

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Internet blogger freaks doing Blogarate

It’s like a Yugo drag racing a Maserati

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You do push-ups on your pinkies

We do press-ups with our winkies

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Yoga’s the winner

We’ll consume you for dinner

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We practice yoga for free

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Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse

Namaste

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