Celebrities Comment on 500 Followers

simon

I’ll tell you who’s trapped — I was trapped during that post. You’re full of rubbish. You should be kicked off the internet.

ramsey1

Oh my gawd! And you call yourself a writer? Are you stupid? Chef Mutton Chop was the biggest load of crap I’ve ever read! They should kick you off the internet.

drphil

Ken, Ken, Ken. Airing your family’s dirty laundry on the internet. What are you thinking? I’m thinking you weren’t’ thinking. Have you considered changing your title from Potentially Disruptive to Surely Stupid?

matthew

Blog till you’re naked? What are you NSA’ing my mind? Stealing my ideas? Trying to take my mojo? You’re potentially gonna get your butt kicked if I find you rolling around in my head again!

bear

You give the outdoors a bad name. You couldn’t navigate your way out of a kid’s cupcake party.

gary

I’m with Mattie-boy on this one. Stay out of my head! Those are my voices! Mine alone…

*These statements are a pigmentation of my imagination. No actual celebrities were contacted for their opinion on my reaching 500 followers.

 Potentially Disruptive thanks you for following! I always like to refer to myself in third-person.

The Big Stink

Aside

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Shopping this morning my face is numb

It’s the second time I’ve been crop dusted by an invisible bum

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A fly-by of flatulence that smells like day old bologna

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Searching the quiet store

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I caught a glimpse of old man Maloney

Laughing and chuckling as he disappeared down an aisle

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He got me again

That smell sure is vile

The odor stuck to the clothes I was wearin’

Everyone be on the lookout for the Red Baron

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