Rappin’ Yogi Mossie

Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse

We’re tearing hammies from here to Miami

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We do our chaturangas in bling

We are the yoga kings

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We’re always bringing the hassle

To the parkour lads in Newcastle

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We’re always starting trouble

Here to burst your fitness bubble

Ram Pratap Verma, a 32-year-old aspiring Bollywood film actor, practices gymnastics on a beach in Mumbai

The heat’s in the meat

As we breathe to the beat

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Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse are tough

Not to be confused with the cross fit fluff

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Internet blogger freaks doing Blogarate

It’s like a Yugo drag racing a Maserati

Yugo

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You do push-ups on your pinkies

We do press-ups with our winkies

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Yoga’s the winner

We’ll consume you for dinner

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Warrior 3

We practice yoga for free

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Yogi Mossie and the Down Dog Posse

Namaste

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A Chef’s Plea to Low Carb Dieters

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Stop living in the closet.
What’s wrong with you?
You dream of foreplay with chips and salsa before you make love to a beef burrito.

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But you deny yourself.
You even deny yourself birthday cake at your own child’s birthday party.

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Stop living on the fringe where the burger meets the bun or the salad meets the crouton.
Come back my falafel eating maniacs.

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What happened to binge drinking while shoving countless cupcakes in your face as you laughed all night?

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Where did the laughter go?

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Now it looks as if a nervous breakdown is imminent.

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I’m calling all the little piggies back to the pen.

Eat Cake!

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Live life to the fullest.

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Chef Mutton Chop’s Plea is brought to you by Potentially Disruptive.

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