Trapped

Yesterday I got trapped in a conversation about nothing,

And it went on and on and on

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And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

reallybored

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

wideeyed

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

harmonica

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

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But it wasn’t

And it kept going on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Harpo Marx

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

frown

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

So it went on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

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I searched for an escape

But it kept going on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

bitingknuckle

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

angry

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

And it kept going on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

gun

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

Then I thought it was over

thoughtitwasover

But it wasn’t

And it kept going on

And on and on and on

And on and on and on

And I think it may still be going on…

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A Chef’s Plea to Low Carb Dieters

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Stop living in the closet.
What’s wrong with you?
You dream of foreplay with chips and salsa before you make love to a beef burrito.

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But you deny yourself.
You even deny yourself birthday cake at your own child’s birthday party.

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Stop living on the fringe where the burger meets the bun or the salad meets the crouton.
Come back my falafel eating maniacs.

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What happened to binge drinking while shoving countless cupcakes in your face as you laughed all night?

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Where did the laughter go?

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Now it looks as if a nervous breakdown is imminent.

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I’m calling all the little piggies back to the pen.

Eat Cake!

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Live life to the fullest.

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Chef Mutton Chop’s Plea is brought to you by Potentially Disruptive.

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