Blogarate

blogarate

The new self defense system designed for bloggers to keep the crazies away.

Have you ever encountered a knuckle dragging brute who is convinced your latest fiction was inspired by his momma?  I have.

Up until now we bloggers had only one option. Run.

Not anymore!

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Blogarate trains you to punch and kick out your posts.

That’s write you will be punching and kicking out your posts like never before!

The secret is in the humongous keyboard built on an adjustable rack.

The letters on the keyboard are specially designed to be punched, kicked, elbowed and kneed.

Blogarate builds confidence and gets you ripped as you express your innerself.

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Blogarate also comes with gloves and head gear. These moves are serious and deadly and we wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Blogarate is based on five martial art disciplines — Muay Thai, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Karate and let’s not forget Kung Fu.

Act now and we will rush you a bonus DVD on ten ways to defend yourself with a cheese puff.

At Blogarate we like to say it’s not about the words, it’s about the punch-uation!

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Side effects are: confidence, a good night’s sleep and referring to everyone you meet on the street as your “little bitch.”

Get our Street Cred Package and get a free “I’m a Blogger, bitch” t-shirt.

Profanity not included.

This ad is brought to you by Potentially Disruptive.

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Never Too Late

Under the sun

Looking for fun

Flirting with the sea of darkness

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Take drink

Try not to sink

Escaping into the sea of darkness

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All your troubles

Tiny air bubbles

Sinking into the sea of darkness

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Take a toot

Soul becomes mute

Drowning in the sea of darkness

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Out of the dark

Come the sharks

Prowling in the sea of darkness

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In the midst of strife

Better fight for your life

In the sea of darkness

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Illicit bait

Opens the gates

Into the sea of darkness

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Don’t be confused

As you’re consumed

In the sea of darkness

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It was your sin

Jumping in

Into the sea of darkness

Open your eyes

And begin to rise

Out of the sea of darkness

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Cut your ties

To all the lies

Trapping you in the sea of darkness

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It’s never too late

To change your fate

Concerning the sea of darkness

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